Gnome Chomsky Tee


Gnome Chomsky Tee


  • White
  • Black Heather
  • Heather Forest
  • Heather Deep Teal
  • Deep Heather
  • Athletic Heather
  • Heather Prism Mint
  • Heather Blue
  • Heather Prism Ice Blue
  • Heather Orange
  • Heather True Royal
  • Heather Prism Lilac
  • XS
  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
  • 3XL
  • 4XL
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Have you ever returned home to find the morning glories seem watered and the crate myrtle pruned itself? Could it be the natural cycles of the universe? Or magic? – Guess again! It’s your friendly Gnome Chomsky! When he’s not refuting international terrorists and indoctrinated baboons, he’s warding an infernal invasion of june bugs from your mother’s azaleas! Saving the soap-box for the crony politicians, this little guy climbs up a bunch of books to his rightful place behind a podium – and, when he’s done reading The New York Times, stirs it in with the compost. There’s just one, but he does it all; your ethical, humanitarian garden gnome!

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

The Male model is wearing a size M. He’s 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4" (85 cm).
The female model is wearing a size M. She’s 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6" (88 cm), waist circumference 27.16" (69 cm), hip circumference 37.7" (96cm).

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Size Chart

Length (inches) 2728293031323334
Width (inches) 16 ½18202224262830
Length (cm) 6971747679818486
Width (cm) 4246515661667176