Sheep-Dogged TV Tee

Description

You need a product to be sexually desirable, there are people wearing suits somewhere so things are happening in your best interest, Russia, pedophiles are waiting to pop out of every corner, we must spread democracy in countries with higher voter turn-out, you need a newscaster to shape your perception of the world, Russians and Russia, gangs are rampant so you need your government, you can’t get a promotion if you don’t drive a nice car, innuendo, Cold-War with Russia, your sex-life depends on this very product, secret agencies would never carry out military operations on their citizens, the government cares about you, you are free, Russia, recent studies show this increases health while having negative side effects which increases over-all well being and could lead to borborygmous, death & better mood, masturbate to middle-eastern airstrike B-roll, trust us, it’s a steer market, get sexual prospects wet by using this product, Russia…..  brought to you by the Military Contractors, War Profiteers & Oil Companies of the America!

Eat out of the trough, you’re bound to get hooked and dogged like a sheep!

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

The Male model is wearing a size M. He’s 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7″ (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4″ (85 cm).
The female model is wearing a size M. She’s 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6″ (88 cm), waist circumference 27.16″ (69 cm), hip circumference 37.7″ (96cm).