Major League Unicorn 3/4 Baseball Raglan

Description

Unicorns; every adventurer’s check-list has one somewhere on it, so how exactly does one go about earning the benevolence of one of these prized steeds?

The most "head-on" strategy is to provoke the charge of a Unicorn in front of a pomegranate tree. Once you have their agro, they charge, at which point you side-step and the creature will impale the tree, becoming a captive of it’s own temperance!

Another traditional method of hunting them, documented by Leonardo di Vinci, is by disarming the unicorn of it’s ferocity by entrapping them with a virgin.

Now people are going to ask, how did I go about capturing my unicorn? I didn’t have the gumption to play chicken with unicorn, let alone know a single virgin in all of Orhollow in my employment as a mere squire – so, I attempted the later method.

The general public and all of my companions truly believed me to be a virgin – so I put on a maidens dress, a long wig and stood outside the glade at edge of town. Plucking harp, I was able to capture the the attention of one magnificent specimen. It passed out in my lap, and when it was snoring, I tried to slip out from under it’s head – but the beast caught onto my plan!

Losing my wig in a fit of panic, I jumped onto the creature – mounting it backwards – as it sprung up and bolted into town. The townspeople, the mayor, the lords and ladies – they all watched me riding through the square wearing a dress, riding a unicorn backwards yelling " I’m a virgin! "

Impeccable, the memory of the people of Orhollow.

However, I did earn the pity of the Unicorn and so it stuck around.

People get so jealous and everybody says they want a unicorn, but nobody considers all the responsibility. You have to keep up an enchanted sylvan, it only eats these non-G.M.O. ( Non-Genetically-Magified ) toadstools from Whole-Arcana – they’re so high-maintenance.

But hey, don’t let me tell you what you want.  Go ahead, get your own unicorn!

A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.

• ¾ Sleeve raglan shirt
• Poly-cotton blend (50% polyester, 50% combed cotton)
• Ribbed neckband
• Made in the USA, sweatshop free