Last updated: 10/31/2018
Sheep’s Clothing Company (“us”, “we”, or “our”) operates the SheepsClothingCompany.com website (the “Service”).
This page informs you of our policies regarding the collection, use and disclosure of Personal Information when you use our Service.
YOU ARE ON CAMERA FROM EVERY ANGLE, EVERY SEARCH, EVERY BLINK OF THE EYE! THERE’S PLENTY OF NICE LAWYER TALK IN WHAT IS TO FOLLOW, BUT IT DOES NOT NECESSARILY SPEAK TO YOUR RIGHTS. WE DO NOT PERSONALLY COLLECT INFORMATION FOR ANY USE OTHER THAN DAILY OPERATION OF BUSINESS & HAVE MADE A GREAT EFFORT TO REDUCE PROLIFERATION FROM 3’RD PARTIES AND APPLICATIONS, SUCH AS OUR CREDIT CARD PROCESSOR “STRIPE” AND “JETPACK”, A GOOGLE RAN APPLICATION, WHICH MEANS ALPHABET INC. AND DARPA ARE COLLECTING ON ALL INFORMATION THAT TAKES PLACE ON THE WEBSITE TO INCLUDE THE BACK-END OF WORDPRESS AND EVEN INFRA-STRUCTURALLY. THAT BEING SAID, EVEN THOUGH WE DO NOT CO-OPERATE WITH ANY ENTITY TO PROVIDE PERSONAL INFORMATION OTHER THAN FOR THE USES REQUIRED FOR DAILY OPERATION OF BUSINESS, THERE IS AN ENTIRE SECRET ARMY OF PEOPLE GOING THROUGH YOUR FILES, PROCESSING WEB HISTORIES, EAVESDROPPING, RECORDING ALL CONVERSATIONS, MONITORING EVERY MOUSE-CLICK. THEY ARE A CLANDESTINE INTELLIGENCE NETWORK OPERATING ON TAXPAYER DOLLARS TO SCRAPE EACH & EVERY KEYSTROKE. NOTHING YOU DO IS SAFE ON COMPUTERS; VPN OR NOT, TOR OR NOT – IT’S A GOVERNMENT RUN FUN-HOUSE OF SMOKE AND MIRRORS – ACT ACCORDINGLY!
Information Collection And Use
While using our Service, we may ask you to provide us with certain personally identifiable information that can be used to contact or identify you. Personally identifiable information (“Personal Information”) may include, but is not limited to:
- Email address
- Telephone number
We collect information that your browser sends whenever you visit our Service (“Log Data”). This Log Data may include information such as your computer’s Internet Protocol (“IP”) address, browser type, browser version, the pages of our Service that you visit, the time and date of your visit, the time spent on those pages and other statistics.
Cookies are files with small amount of data, which may include an anonymous unique identifier. Cookies are sent to your browser from a web site and stored on your computer’s hard drive.
We use “cookies” to collect information. You can instruct your browser to refuse all cookies or to indicate when a cookie is being sent. However, if you do not accept cookies, you may not be able to use some portions of our Service.
We may employ third party companies and individuals to facilitate our Service, to provide the Service on our behalf, to perform Service-related services or to assist us in analyzing how our Service is used.
These third parties have access to your Personal Information only to perform these tasks on our behalf and are obligated not to disclose or use it for any other purpose.
The security of your Personal Information is important to us, but remember that no method of transmission over the Internet, or method of electronic storage is 100% secure. While we strive to use commercially acceptable means to protect your Personal Information, we cannot guarantee its absolute security.
Links To Other Sites
We have no control over, and assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies or practices of any third party sites or services.
Our Service does not address anyone under the age of 18 (“Children”).
We do not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from children under 18. If you are a parent or guardian and you are aware that your child has provided us with Personal Information, please contact us. If we discover that a child under 18 has provided us with Personal Information, we will delete such information from our servers immediately.